THIS WEEK FUNNY MOMENTS!!!

MY COUNTRY 9ja – Are you proud of your Country 9ja? If you’re there, we believe you know what conditions we face, lets all mention them so we can know which way to solve em

NAIJA Is A Place;

1. Where pesin go comot money 4 ATM and still count am
2. Where Jesus christ sends you a message on whatsapp or facebook, n threatens to kill you and your mother if you do not share d message to 10 people
3. Where old men are still leaders of tomorrow, and the youths wonder when they will become leaders of tomorrow as our teachers promised
4. Where university strike and student 4get his/her matric number due 2 d long period strike.
5. Where rich hausa men r called mallam and the poor ones are called aboki.
6. Where witchcraft, aircraft and other flights officers dey struggle for airspace.
7. Where teachers teach 2+2 in class nd give 2+2/3*25=b-4 as homework.
8. Where B4 u cross main road, U go look left nd right, to avoid vehicle,up nd down to avoid hidden bomb, look front nd back to avoid bag snatcher nd still work zig-zag to cross safetly
9. Where okada man will beef a car owner in the traffic jam, just because of space. Lolz
10. Where nepa go take lite, u go open cotton check if na everywhr...way thief go carry ur generator wen e still dey on..nija i hail o
11. Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday gift, but prefer Murtala Mohammed Head.
12. Where lizards go look your eyeball, nod head and say "notin dey happen guy"
13. Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
14. Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Waters sold in Satchets.
15. Where parents claim they always came first position in school.
16. Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
17. Where Presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem.
18. Where Gala and Lacasera is the best option when stuck in traffic jams (hold up).
19. Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and yam and others given a chieftancy title for stealing billions and Front row seat in churches.
20. Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and to enter a bus!
21. Where you are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your Pin code and the charger.
22. Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
23. Where you can easily blame your not been successful on family members in the village.
24. Where rich men must have a pot belly, and healthy looking men, slim
25. Where Man is despised in the street as a pauper.
26. Where if you do anyhow you see anyhow.
27. Where generator is a social amenity.
28. Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
29. Where PHCN they use generator for their office.

We are always proud to be called Nigerians despite all these odds. Abeg, we for Colossus Gists LOVE NIGERIA WITH PASSION.

What about Urs???