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» » MOBILE USERS - Top 8 Different Kinds of Phone Users Hahahahahaha!!! (A Must Read)
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There are different types of phone users based on how they get a new phone and how they use it. Their different categories are enumerated below:

1. I See, I Like, I Buy:
These set of people just buy any phone, anyhow, anytime, any amount. Based on "that's what is trending now" or they just like the phone when they saw it. Today iPhone 6, tomorrow galaxy S6 Edge, next tomorrow Blackberry priv.

2. Annual Upgrade:
These set of people have one particular brand of phone they use. They just buy a new version of it once its out. And use it till the next version is out. Is this set of people you find on queue waiting for sales to begin on the next version "iphone" especially. I still don't see 'why I go line up for days just because I wan buy the latest iphone'.

3. Bi-annual Upgrade:
These set of people don't buy latest flagships, they buy flagships of 2 years old. For example, when galaxy s5 came out, my friend bought s3, now there is s6, he is using s4.

4. Team London-used:
These set of people don't buy new phones, they prefer to buy refurbished phones or 2nd hand. And most times they buy phones irregularly, any time they enter market, they swap of sell their current phone and buy another 2nd hand phone. 'If you mention say you like their phone, the next thing they go tell you is "you wan buy am? Na for sale o!"'

5. Phone Gift:
These set of people don't even buy phones. The phone they use were given to them as a gift, and they would use that phone till the next "phone gift" arrives..and their phone dey hardly lost or spoil...cos na gift so they go dey carry the phone like egg. People that won their phone in a contest also falls here.

6. Heritage:
These set of people don't also buy phones, they collect ex-phones from their parents or uncle/aunty. Also people that fall here are those who just go home and pick any phone lying around that no one is using, clean and use. Una know yourself. You don dey eye your uncle s6 edge because say e be "annual upgrade" and s7 dey launch February.

7. Maximum Output:
These set of people buy phone once, and use the phone till it develops fault, gets stolen or just lost, or it becomes completely unusable before they consider buying another. Some of them, you have to beg them.."Oga, you still dey use this phone? This your phone don try na, abeg buy new one"

8. Phone Thieves:

These set of people are very coveteous and all they do is make calculated attempts to steal the phones of others. They are commonly found in school hostels.

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