Below, are indeed hilarious tweets trending as regards the just concluded Headies Awards 2015 where YBNL Boss Olamide ranted...
'Every Single Exam was a Hit!! Back 2 Back From Waec to Jamb to PostUtme, And there is no Admission, Iyalaya Anybody, Street ti Takeover!!'
1. No more school, street ti takeover
Every Single Exam was a Hit!!
Back 2 Back
From Waec to Jamb to PostUtme,And
there is no Admission, Iyalaya Anybody,
Street ti Takeover!!
2. Attended every single wedding, yet no boo
Every single wedding I attended last year was a hit!!!
Back to Back!! 😐😐😐
Jan to Dec..
and I'm still single. ... Oluwa provide a boo
Every single girl we had was a hit back to back. From Aisha to Nkem to Kemi, yet we don't have bae. Iyalaya anybody, stupor ti take over.
3. After using gbogbo ingredient, Iyalaya anybody wey talk say soup no sweet
Every single ingredient was a hit
Back to Back
From Palm oil to pepper to salt to Maggi
Iyalaya anybody wey talk say soup no sweet.
4. Baba Ijebu supposed takeover
Every single ticket was a Hit.
Back to Back, from Nairabet to 1960bet to Bet9ja to SureBet
Yet no winning, Iyalaya anybody"
5. Truck pusher supposed take over
Every single aptitude test was a hit. Back to Back. From KPMG to Diagio to Sahara to Shell to MTN. Yet no job.
Grace ti take over. ✌
6. Opposition ti take over!
Every single hashtag was a hit, back to back, from #WeTriumphStill to #GEJwinsIt, yet no victory. Iyalaya anybody - opposition ti takeover.
7. Since No job, Yahoo must take over
Every single strategy was a hit back to back. From brand to business to comms strategy. Yet no award! F*#k that sh*t! Yahoo ti take over!
8. Going bald, Iyalaya anybody
Every single hairstyle was a hit, back to back
Frm Lowcut, to Punk, to Afro
Yet hairline chose to rescind
Iyalaya anybody
Skin ti takeover
9. Danfo must take over
Every Single Ride Was A Hit Back To Back, From G Wagon To Range Rover To Porsche Yet E Still Dey Crash, Iyalaya Anybody. Danfo Ti Takeover
Every single exercise was a hit. Back to Back. From sit up,to squats,to press-up,to crunch,to jogging...yet no weight loss...Iyalaya anybody
10. *Drops Mic*
Every Single alawee was a hit. BACK TO BACK... Oga state coordinator , if you want my alawee, come and collect it
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