Osibanjo *dials number*: Hello, Mr. President. Are you back from Nuclear Summit.
Buhari: Yes I hab just returned.
Osibanjo: Good, good. Shey you will be in the country for at least a week.
Buhari: Why the question?
Osibanjo: I want to quickly run to Ghana or South Africa.
Buhari: Why?
Osibanjo: My wife, friends and even children have joined these internet gangstas in insulting me that I do not go for any foreign meetings. I want to go to their airport and snap pictures. Maybe snap with their ambassador so people can say I'm working.
Buhari: Did you read za fafers?
Osibanjo: no. Why?
Buhari: IP you had read za fafers, you would know zat I'm leabing por China. I should be Zia por about a week. Asides that, Didn't you see that there has been small srouble in Enugu and za South South, I want you to go Zia and bisit za bictims. I know I fromised you a poreign trip soon. But you hab to remember zat we are all AYFEECEE members. And we zo not keep fromises
Osibanjo: *cuts call* .... Kuku kill me!
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