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For those who are religious, you would feel a certain kind of loss. It's permanent. I am not going to tell you if sex is actually sweet and worth all the hype. Coz if I do, then you will accuse me of not being a virgin. And if I don't, well, you never know.
Truth is, let no one pressure you into having sex...
...Most people have sex to please their circle of friends yet they think it's their choice. Whereas it's not a choice of WILL but a choice TO BELONG.
To be able to say "Yes I have" or "I know what it's like" or "I prefer 69 or missionary"
Wrong priority!
Some people are currently in a relationship they don't like with people they don't like, doing things they don't like and having sex they don't like just to prove a point to people they don't like.
How messed up is that.
Then again, some people help the devil do his job, they tempt themselves. Sometimes people want to test your courage when it comes to the subject of sex.
You hear statements like:
- "So you can't visit me, are you a baby?"
- "Come over jare, it's just a harmless visit"
- "Sit on the bed, why are you so scared? "
- "Spend the night, nothing will happen, we are both mature"
My sister, my brother, you re a baby! You re scared! Something will happen! No one is ever mature when it comes to sex, your body must react! It's biology! You don't have anything to prove to anyone!
When you start having sex, e no dey belleful oh!
Don't tempt the devil!
St. Phillip says "When it comes to the subject of CHASTITY, cowards are heroes"
Igbo people would say "Nkwụcha abụrọ ụjọ" which translates to "Vigilance is not cowardice."
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Sadly, a lot people have desecrated their bodies so badly even sex itself is angry with them. How can someone's daughter be having sex at the 3rd floor and she's moaning so loud you could hear it from the 2nd floor?
I couldn't sleep that night, for over 20 mins!
Again, how do you have sex with someone who you know you can never marry? This is beyond me! Worse is, some human beings use hard drugs to energize themselves to pound someone's daughter and future wife.
And the someone's daughter and future wife will be shouting "Harder! Harder!"
The biological consequences start to set in when your body's biology becomes so dependent on those drugs, it can't function without them.
Let me not just talk too much...
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At the end of the day, after ruining the body and with excess sex - pressured sex from drugs, alcohol, etc...
You can't think straight, because while the person in front of you is talking, your mind is mentally undressing the person and your eyes scanning every inch of...
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You get married, your spouse gets to suffer it! You accuse the innocent man or woman of being a 2-mins person, whereas it is you who is sexually insatiable!
Succubus! Incubus!
Probably 10 years into the marriage, there's no kid, you're saying "God's time is the best".
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Stop visiting a 'brother' that is not your brother... And you think it's only phone you will charge there.
If you must have sex, do it with someone that have sense.
In fact, don't have sex at all! You were not designed a sex robot!
Wait, get married and do it till you tire!
Ask your God to be with you, he will.
The patience is difficult, but in the end, it will be worth it.
You will have a happy marriage, an inexplicably lovely spouse and a cute baby that looks like this. 👇 😘
Daalụ nụ (Thank you)
Alright, there's already a high rate of ladies who are really having a shy personality in bed. COLOSSUS GISTS wants to let you know that being shy doesn't mean you can't be a tigress in bed.
All you need to do is to first and foremost, identify that you should always play an active part in your man's pleasure too.
With the following tips below, we believe it can help you enjoy the man you love confidently.
1. Always Be Really Connected
A lot of men love to connect with their partner. They want to know they are satisfying you as their partner, not just as a woman. So, you need to build on that. Try for eye contact from time to time and let him see the lust and desire in your eyes.
2. Learn How To Dirty Talk
You can dirty talk with the man you love. No need to go overboard if you are troubled. Just some reassuring words like how he turns you on, how you love it when he touches you somewhere, etc, will do until you are more relaxed.
3. Think Way Beyond His Penis
Women wrongfully assume that all a man need is to have his dick aroused which is not true. A man also likes to be teased and enjoys it when a woman takes the time to explore his body. Find his erogenous zones. Males have a sensitive spot between their Adam's apple and chest.
4. Be Fearless
He finds you beautiful, that is why he wants to make love to you. Forget those insecurities and show him how much sexier you can be. Tell him what you like. Show him what you enjoy.
If you're not sure about what happened to your s3x life just being plain boring. Trust us, it happens to the best of us.
It used to be so much fun in bed together, trying out fun s3x positions and just overall having a good time in bed. Maybe when you first started dating, you couldn't keep your hands off each other, but lately, neither of you even have the energy to stay up for that erotic s3x.
So instead, get your grind on with these 3 exciting, fun s3x positions tonight.
1. The Lotus
Have him sit cross-legged and kneel down so that your legs are wrapped around his waist. You'll love the face-to-face intimacy of embracing each other, and he'll love being face-down in the action.
2. The Superwoman
Bend over a firm surface like the edge of a table and have him lift you up by the hips so that your legs are stretched out and the bottom half of your body is suspended in mid-air. The pleasure will make you feel like you're flying.
3. The Seated Scissors
Instead of the scissor s3x position in which you intercross all four of your legs, try the much simpler seated version. Have him sit up straight with his legs open, straddle his side so that one leg rests on his hip and the other lays between his legs.
You can control the depth and angle, while he controls the pace of your lovemaking.
A housewife, Hassana Angyan, on Tuesday begged a Kubwa Grade 1 Area Court to dissolve her marriage with Shuaibu Abdullahi, over his drunkenness, refusal to pray and battery.
Angyan told the court that she got married to Abdullahi 30 years ago, under Islamic Law, the marriage produced six children.
She then said Abdullahi formed the habit of drinking beer and refuses to perform the five times obligatory Islamic prayers.
She added that her husband also refused to observe the Muslim fast that was just concluded during Ramadan.
“Whenever he is drunk, he engages me in a physical fight and beats me up mercilessly,” she said.
She, however, prayed for the court to dissolve her marriage on the grounds of Abdullahi’s drunkenness, refusal to pray and constant beating.
Abdullahi, who is a cleaner at Efab Metropolis Estate, Dutse Express, Abuja, pleaded guilty saying that he would write an undertaking to stop drinking.
He also said he would share his salary into two, keep half of it to himself and give the other half to his wife for upkeep.
The judge, Abdulwahab Mohammed, however, asked Angyan to observe her husband’s attitude and report to court on June 28.
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I was almost ready for the office when my door-bell went persistently. Annoyed that the driver ‘s been locked out by the maid again, I went to the door with my face half made-up. The man standing on my door-step looked as though he’d been given a thorough beating by a gang of armed robbers.
“Sis, I want the truth from you, please,” he pleaded. “About what?” I asked. “About Kenke,” he said, “did she stay here last night with you, yes or no?” Now that was a tricky question. Kenke, Wasiu’s wife, is a good friend and they’d been married for over 20 years. Wasiu’s bloodied face was as a result of trying to beat a confession out of his wife. And she had fought back. Yes, Kenke was having an affair. It seemed she was always hopping from one bed to another, using me as an alibi most of the time.
The last time she was caught red-handed by Wasiu, he came charging to me, accusing me of encouraging his wife’s affairs and she was probably using my place as a sort of rendezvous. I calmed him the best I could, told him how innocent I was. “And to think I always allowed her to go anywhere alone at the mention of your name, believing you wouldn’t allow her to cheat on me,” he bleated.
As far as I was concerned I’d had enough of the two of them. In spite of his good looks and macho image, Wasiu seemed the ‘woman wrapper’ type, hanging on to the skirt of his wife and wearing his love of her on his sleeve. Warnings that Kenke should stop pushing her luck had always fell on deaf ears, so I gave her a wide berth. I learnt of her latest ‘catch’ from some of our friends and now Wasiu had got wind of it.
When I told him that I hadn’t seen his wife for weeks, Wasiu’s face crumpled. “She’s been out all night,” he wailed.” “I think she’s having an affair…. She forgot her mobile and I found she’d been calling a man named Joseph. I rang him myself but he was very evasive.” “Joseph?” I asked puzzled, “you’re definitely wrong there. I’m positive your wife is not with any Joseph. “ “Are you sure?” he wanted to know’:That definitely wasn’t the name of Kenke’s new lover. Wasiu turned and left. I felt really sorry for him.
As soon as he’d gone, I called his wife and told her Wasiu thought she was having an affair with someone called Joseph. “It is true,” she admitted. She’s always been upfront with me. “He’s my current main man, I’ve dumped the other one.” With glee, she explained how she met this new man and how she was sure he was her soul mate. Inevitably, Wasiu kicked her out of their matrimonial home. She moved in with a cousin, and, as soon as she decently could, went to live with her new squeeze.
That was some years back. It was a shock when I learnt she’d ditched this Joseph and went back to her husband. This set a pattern for their marriage. She would go from one man to another, begging for forgiveness whenever Wasiu found out. He always took her back. The last straw was when she moved in a second time with Joseph and their grown-up children kicked against her coming back as their mother—they’d been humiliated enough. Wasiu was a shadow of himself. We all felt sorry for him.
In the end, I fixed him up with Serah, a forty-something year-old widow who was a participant at one of the courses we ran. With time, they clicked, but would Kenke be happy for the two of them? “How could you do this to me,” she shrieked down the phone the day she called to ask me to warn Serah off her husband. I reminded her that her divorce case was pending and Wasiu was no longer interested in their marriage.
“You’re supposed to help me save my marriage, not break it,” she spat with repulsion. “Anyway, I’m stating my own side of the divorce case and naming Serah as one of my grounds.” I was livid. “You ‘ve certainly got a cheek,” I said. “After the way you treated the poor man. If you must know when people were sure you’d left for good, Wasiu’s been regaled with tales of most of your escapades. The man is disgusted with you.” She slammed the phone.
I wasn’t really surprised when Serah visited a few weeks later to tell me how Kenke had been making a fool of herself trying to get Wasiu back. “She called at odd hours and whenever I picked up the phone, she called me a husband-snatcher. The day she called on the pretext of seeing the youngest child, she brushed past me and gave Wasiu a kiss. He shoved her anyway. She was surprised. Her hold on him was finally gone. Anyway, as soon as the divorce sails through, we’re getting married.”
I was happy for both of them. Wasiu deserved a settled home after the roller coaster of marriage he had with his ex. During the wedding, we’d all anticipated that Kenke would make trouble, but the ceremony was hitch-free. At the reception, however we all gasped with disbelief, as we saw Kenke at one of the windows, clutching the hand of her youngest child.
Did she think Wasiu would leave Serah in the lurch and come away with her? Serah has had enough. She marched up to Kenke and told her to leave the child with her father and leave. All eyes were on Kenke and she knew she’d lost. She turned on her heels and stormed off. To this day, she still likes to tell people that I helped fix a wife for her husband.
It was her choice to have affairs and her choice to leave her husband. She should have the decency to leave Wasiu to get on with his life and lie on the bed she made for herself.
Many people have different opinions
about long distance relationships. Such distance may help you, your partner and
your relationship grow for the better, or both of you end up going your
separate ways - it all depends on how you and your partner handle the distance
and the lack of physical contact.
That said, the extra distance does not
just give you loneliness and complication, in fact, it helps you realize that
the simple morning messages, the small gesture of holding each other’s hands
and spending time together whether outdoors or just lazing in the sofa are
precious moments, suggests Aaron from americantungsten.com.
Maintaining a long-distance
relationship is difficult, but having one has its surprises, too. Here are 4
ways to make your long-distance relationship work for you:
Communicate Regularly
Send each other messages - it doesn’t
have to be lengthy; it could be as simple as sending ‘good morning’ and ‘good
night’ messages every day. Send pictures, audio and video clips to each other
of anything you found to be interesting, or even the simplest of things.
Share posts and stalk each other in
social media to remain updated in each other’s life and to keep the fire
burning, have naughty phone calls or messages. Additionally, keep in mind that
the classic handwritten letters are still romantic despite the existence of
Skype and Facebook making it easier to connect with people.
However, too much communication can be
too possessive and at times annoying. Know your limits as both of you do not
have to communicate for a long period just to compensate for the distance.
Also, do not make assumptions about
some things your partner texted or have written to you. It is so easy to
misunderstand each other through messages, so it is safer to check and recheck
countless times to be sure what the other is really trying to convey.
Trust Each Other
Trust is the foundation of a
relationship that couples preserve, more so for long distance relationships. Of
course, trusting each other is not enough - you have to be honest with each
other, too.
Open up and talk about your fears,
insecurities, joys, jealousies, activities and other things so both of you
share the burden of facing these things. Set a clear agreement regarding what
should or should not be done and it should be honored.
Avoid doing things that you know will
displease your partner, so either tell them ahead of time about your plans and
reassure them, or don’t do it at all. This will naturally upset her as you are
placing your partner in a position where he/she feels powerless.
Continue To Do Things Together
Physical contact is not an option when
you are apart. Luckily, technology has made it possible for you to see your
partner in real time, or do things together without requiring the physical
presence of a person.
In this case, do some things you and
your partner have been doing before, like playing your favorite online game, or
watching YouTube videos at the same time. Call each other through Skype and
have a walk “together,” or sing a song to your partner. Just be creative enough
to think of some ways on doing things together.
Keep Each Other Updated
Update each other on the latest events
in your life, even the mundane things such as finally buying the pair of shoes
you’ve been saving up for, or attending that annual family reunion. In
addition, share the latest gossip you’ve heard about any of your family or
friends to keep your partner in the loop.
Know each other’s free time as well as
the time when they are busy, in order to avoid giving them a call at the wrong
time - the other may be in the middle of an important meeting, or is attending
to a client. It is essential to know when something significant will happen to
the other person, especially if you have different time zones.
Conclusion
A long-distance relationship will help
you realize the importance of spending time with each other. The time apart is
a means to reflect and to know yourself and your relationship better.
There may be complications along the
way, but trust, love, honesty, positivity, understanding and appreciation are the
keys to keep your relationship going even with the extra distance.
You have life, you breath in daily, you see the sunset and the sunrise, you see the lilies and the rose, you perceive the fragrance of ointments and lotions, you taste honeys and nectar, The warmth of nature embraces you on a daily all that I wanted to feel too but you cut it short and gave me a Pill
Like you I had dreams and aspirations chief among them is to be the very best I can and wipe away what you perceive as shame and stigma but in actual fact is a blessing that came in the guise of me. I wanted to make you proud, wanted to feel your embrace just like you felt your moms, wanted to be tickled, played with and tucked into bed at night. I wanted to experience life in your arms, all I ever needed from you was love and all you gave me was a Pill.
I was forming beautifully; you needed to see my eyes so soulful, my limbs so chubby, my hair, so silky and my mouth so cute. I waited for the day I will be born so that I will open my eyes, gaze at you for the first time and whisper the magic words MaMa, I was ecstatic with joy that I will see the world and I thought you would be happy with me, and when I thought all was well You gave me a pill.
On the 2nd week I decided to show myself and give you the good news that you are with child, I tickled your side and made you throw up, I was so happy and I did it again and again. Finally Mama must have gotten the message that am inside of her cruising in comfort but she obviously thought it was malaria.
On the 3rd week you went to the hospital because you felt that you needed medical attention to treat this reoccurring malaria, a test was run on you and the good news of my existence was broken to you, you’re going to be a mother. I was filled with joy and happiness that alas Mama knows she’s not sick but bundled with a package of joy within her.
I remember the week you told dad that am growing inside of you and how instead of being happy he freaked out and made you cry, he was worried that he couldn’t sustain a child at this stage of his life but how can he be so certain when he hasn’t even tried it before?? How can he jump into such a conclusion??
And you Mom were crying that you couldn’t face your mom, my grandma and tell her about me, you were scared she’ll kill you, but how can she kill you when you are bringing life into this world? Life that she brought in too when she carried you years ago? After much tears you decided to KILL ME, Your Son, you didn’t even seek my opinion, you decided to end my life even before it started, you decided to judge me in the light of the evil the land has, you decided to Commit MURDER instead of being a MOTHER
The morning you gave me this pill, I trusted you and opened my mouth and took it in, After some hours my stomach starts to boil, my eyes turns peppery, my heart starts beating irregularly, am in so much pain, am suffocating, and then I realized you’ve Poisoned me, You’ve killed me.
But before I breath my last am going to go with your WOMB, because I won’t want any Child to feel what I felt, and when I get to heaven, I’ll tell God about the Hell you made me pass through and make sure that no child comes your way again for you are not fit to be a MOTHER, You’re a MURDERER.
SAY NO TO ABORTION
Written by
Association of Baeless/Booless Persons in Nigeria (ABPN)
#ABPNsaysNoToAbortion
The 14th of February is a big deal, packed with many stories that run the gamut from proposals to breakups. These photos tell an interesting Valentine story.
1. When it is the 12th of February and your bae hasn’t said anything about your valentine date.
2. When your man tries to pick up a fight with you before Valentine.
You muzzbe joking.
3. Then it’s the 13th and one girl tries to snatch your boo.
Karishika fall and die!
4. When you hear that your age mates are getting all expense paid romantic trips to Paris in this economy.
5. And you have to start explaining to your friends that you and bae are ‘staying low and building.’
Henemies stay in your lane.
6. So you plan a contingency just in case he disappoints.
Trust no one.
7. Valentine morning comes and no ‘I love you bae’ text message yet.
sad-phone
Is he breaking up with me?
8. Then the text comes and it can fill one foolscap sheet.
Oh me Gaaad.
9. And at the end of the message, he says ‘meet me at so-so place.’
Enemies scatter!
10. And bae is acting suspiciously and doesn’t want to remove his hand from his pocket.
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Could this be the date with destiny.
11. And then he pulls it out.
Bastard baby.
And then you die.
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Nothing worthwhile comes by chance. All good things take some level of commitment and effort. Relationships require work too. The best relationships are those that have been deliberately sculptured to be and look like what the two lovers want.
You can revive your relationship and the get the fire burning again. All it takes is you taking the time to do some fundamental things consistently.
Here are some of the ways you can revive your floundering relationship and make it shine again.
• Quality over Quantity
When you’ve been with your partner for a considerable amount of time, you will fall into some very unproductive routines. In the case of spending time together, if you are not conscious of it, you will drift away into distractions and not be actively engaged in the moment.
With the many distractions demanding your attention from your phone to laptop to the TV, you can be in a room with your partner and not be really there. The point of spending time with your lover is to actually be there – both physically and emotionally.
Being present involves maintaining eye contact when conversing, not multitasking when engaged in a conversation, paying attention to the actual feelings you partner is communicating and not interrupting unnecessarily.
You will be surprised how the smallest improvements you make in the level of attention you give to your partner lead to the biggest results. It’s not so much how much time you spend with your partner, but the quality of the time you spend together.
• Revive Your Sex Life
Sex is one of those things one can use as a litmus test to gauge the health of a relationship. People in healthier relationships tend to have a more active and fulfilling sex life.
Your sexual attraction for each other or sexual activity with one another can be either a cause or a symptom of the faltering relationship. When one of the partners feels that their sexual needs are not being met in the relationship, they may start to withdraw and the withdrawal will end up feeding a negative feedback loop that will lead to your relationship tanking. Also, if the relationship is suffering in other areas, the strains may spill over to your sex life. But there are simple things you can do to help.
To get the fire back in your sex life, begin by doing the smallest romantic things and then scale your way up as the positive vibes return. One of the most powerful tools available to you that established couples tend to ignore is touch.
Romantic touch communicates attraction and if you touch a person you love consistently and in the right manner, they’ll begin to respond to you. Since you are in a relationship together, initiating touch shouldn’t be a problem. You used to touch each other in several ways when your relationship was younger. You can do it now.
• Take a Trip Together
A romantic vacation is the true definition of spending quality time together as a couple. If your relationship is suffering because you aren’t spending enough time together, you can reverse the strains in your relationship by just being in a romantic vacation.
There are several great destinations that offer couples packaged vacations. The Caribbean boasts of amazing all-inclusive resorts that will pamper you and bring you together. Just make sure you choose one of the romantic couples resorts, not the family-friendly ones. Nothing ruins a romantic vacation more than the shrill tones of of children’s voices.
• Date Nights to Sustain Romance
As noted earlier, all good things take some work. A healthy romantic relationship will need to be consistently cultivated and tended to so the fire doesn’t burn out. One of the easiest ways to ensure that all the strains in your relationship are ironed out before they grow into big problems is to have a consistent forum to share how you feel.
Remember, though, that date nights are not meant for complaining. Yes, you can share your feelings, but the goal is to have fun with your lover in a relaxed traditional way where there is no pressure on either of you to perform.
• Get Active
Doing physical stuff such as a light jog or tennis match with your partner will bring you closer to each other. When is the last time you exercised with your partner? Few things can be as fun and as disarming as getting sweaty with the person you love no matter the physical activity you are engaged in.
You don’t have to do anything complicated. Something as simple as a jog in the evening can do. If you want to keep it extremely light, you can just take a walk.
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I knew I was studying the right course in the university when our lecturer at the time, Dr. Ekeanyanwu Nnamdi(probably the best teacher I’ll ever have) mentioned that a journalist had to have a “nose for news” and “an eye for detail”. I certainly have all of that, including an ear for the most silent whispers. I notice and hear EVERYTHING.
Matter of fact, I once narrated an event to my mother – an event that happened when I was just about a year old- with so much detail that she was shocked and was like: “How could you possibly know this? You were a baby” and I was like: “Yeah, it is what it is”
One of the places I like to visit and observe the people as well as surroundings is the grocery store. It’s amazing the kind of people you see and the conversations you overhear. To be honest, I didn’t imagine I would find anything interesting last Sunday when I traveled to Novare Mall to do some grocery shopping, though. It was meant to be a pop in, really. I wouldn’t even have gone, had I not been a little partial to the Game store… they always have the freshest of veggies and fruits.
As was routine, I was garbed in a worn out tee, PJ bottoms, and bathroom slippers, my signature resting bitch face…earphones plugged. I didn’t really expect to see anything interesting until I joined the queue to pay. On the line opposite to me was a white woman, possibly in her early 40s; her husband, certainly in his mid-20s and their son (the cutest little munchkin I’ve seen in ages). It was a difficult situation for me: I was torn between smiling at their very beautiful child and judging the older white woman who obviously lured the younger man to marry her.
I stared at her so much, that she feels probably uncomfortable. I mean, other people were also staring at her.
Why would she come and deprive us of such a handsome young man? She was not fashionable either; she was two times his size and she seemed to be a little slow. Just as I wanted, her eyes met mine and I could see the embarrassment in her eyes. Clearly, she was battling some insecurity. Who wouldn’t… if you have to deal with judging eyes everywhere you go with your younger husband?
Maybe it was the sad look in her eyes or how uncomfortable she seemed, but instantly I felt really bad. Who was I to judge? Am I any better? Since after the guy I dated when I was 24, the rest have been younger than I am actually…I mean nothing extreme like less than 4 or 5 years …still. I know firsthand why a younger man would sincerely opt for a woman older than him. It doesn’t always have to be for some kind of gain or the woman is not always in the relationship out of desperation either.
The thing is, tradition and religion have programmed us to expect the man to be the older one in the relationship. In Nigeria especially, most couples are about the same age and when they’re not, it’s the man that’s older.
Perhaps it is set that way as there is the belief that an older man will be in a better position to care for and protect a younger woman. Truth be told, it’s not always so. Most guys would actually go for older women.
From Peter Okoye and Lola Omotayo, Gabrielle Union, and Dwayne Wade, to Kaffy Shafau and Joseph Ameh. There are so many perks to being with an older woman!
An older woman most usually has got her own life: her own apartment, her own money, her own career. She doesn’t to depend on any man for survival in life really. When she is interested in a man, it is because she wants him. Her affections or love are genuine as well. The woman has been through enough ups and downs already and can handle just about anything. She is not desperate either. She knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to go after it.
She may not have the same body she had 10 years ago, but she is not one to feel threatened by younger girls or get bitchy-jealous about exes. And why would she? She is comfortable in her own skin. She doesn’t blow her own trumpet, even though she knows time has allowed her to acquire skills far superior to her younger counterparts. She is hardly dramatic and is less likely to play games.
Quite refreshing is the fact that she does not move in a herd. She can make decisions for herself and she has good judgment too. She does not need the approval of a ‘larger governing body’; her man will never be in a position where he has to apologize to not just her, but every single member of her herd when they fight.
Most importantly, she has a wealth of experience and connection that informs her actions and decisions, and this is what will help her make him a better man.
Dating an older woman is by no means for everyone. It can sometimes come with unique challenges, but with all the perks that come with it, Nigerian men may want to consider changing their preferences and broadening their bracket when searching for love.
Also, onlookers may want to judge less when they meet a woman dating or married to a younger man…no matter the age gap.
Comedian IgoYan aka YanBaba who is CEO Yanation and founder Association of Baeless/Booless Persons in Nigeria has brought out tips to everyone out there having various relationship flaws to know their true stand in their relationships. He titled it "Things If
He Does It Shows That You Are Just A Side Chick "
Lets check how true he is, enjoy below;
1. If he always prefer seeing you at night or when the day is dark:
Now let me ask you, why will somebody you call your "boo" always ask you to come when it is dark? are you a mosquito? are you a vigilante? Are you an agent of darkness?..
Nne stop using your boobs to think, use your brain.. Is it not obvious that he doesn't want people to see your face or see you with him..if he is into you, he should flaunt you.. He calls you "Angel", he should treat you like one. Angels come in the morning.. Think!!!!, Asanwa think.. Jesus did not go all the way to Calvary and die for you to remain a side chick.
2. If he doesn't normally see you off anytime you visit:
Why will he escort you? Is he an ambulance?😂😂😂..Yes oo, he should be your ambulance.. He should blow sirens for you.. If you are his main chick, if he is proud of you..but no, he is not, you will waka come, get laid, cook, keep the house in order, for him to see you off, he will be forming tayadness, what is he even tired from? sex? ..sex that King Solomon use to have with 1000 women and still have the strength and spare time to build temple for our God. my sister you are not just a side chick, you are a side vulture..😡😡
3. If he always call you "Baby" even when he is Angry:
You think is because he is Romantic and sweet abi?.. No!!!.. Read my lips now! is because he normally forgets your real name!!, gbam!, remembering your name for him, is like "gwerk gwerk gwerk gwerk!" I said it..how can a guy that is very mad at you still be calling you "nne" or "babe", how sweet!! my friend goan sit down, jee sudo ike na ani Biko!!, the guy don forget your name..
He may remember it later oo, but why will he forget it in the first place? is your name that 'unretainable'?..my sister you are a side fowl, run!! after all "ochu nwa okuku nwe ada, nwa okuku nwe mgbogbo oso" meaning "you pursuing fowl, falling falling, fowl running running"😂😂😂.
4. If he doesn't introduce you to his friends:
Why will he introduce to his friends? wetin u wan carry them do? is it them you are dating or him?..don't mind him oo, he simply doesn't attach much importance to you..
Even when you accidentally meet his friends, they (his friends) people that barely know you, will start calling you "our wife" ..anyway, funny enough, they know you from the knacking gist they've been hearing about you, that makes you a knacker!! you are akpako master!! baby knack am! knack am! knack am! Knack am!!..😂😂😂..
If you are his main chick, his friends should know you, not just knowing you oo, they should know you on a wavy level..
Yes baby!!
5. If he always prefer coming over:
Him go dey use that wash you "baby don't stress yourself about coming, am coming over instead", and you will be like "awwwwwww so sweet"...my sister awwwwwww are you that daft? It's either the main chick is around, or her stuffs are spilt all over the place that he wouldn't want you to see them.
Why must he be the one to visit? is he Jehovah witness?..ask yourself "is been a side chick the plan God was talking about that he has for me, The plan of good and not of evil?"
That's not the plan My sister, leave him, he is not your man.. Inugo?..
Ehe! good girl.
6. If he doesn't normally get jealous over you:
Even when you are gisting him about the guys that are chyking and disturbing you, it doesn't bother him, he will see you with another guy, him no go bother, he will even ask you to collect money from them and bring to him, and you ewu, ikwete kwanu.
He is using you to do ponzi, he will put you as stake and you will bring back Money for him. Sharp guy!! he doesn't care if you sleep with them or not oo.
Why will he care kwanu? He sees you as a community farm (agu awka) where anybody can cultivate on.😂😂..
My sister if brain na egg, your own brain no get egg yoke ah swear!!.
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Written by Yan Baba
Gone are the days of waiting for weeks for a love letter to arrive from your lover who is either near or far away. You do not need to go through this stress, you can simply call or send an instant message via WhatsApp or BBM. However, as a result of this, there is little or no romance many relationships.
You do not need to allow the digital age kill romance in your love life. Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency shares with Colossus Gists ways you can keep the love and romance fire burning.
You do not need to allow the digital age kill romance in your love life. Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency shares with Colossus Gists ways you can keep the love and romance fire burning.
1. Words and pictures
To express your feelings for someone, you can simply use romantic words and picture messages. There is nothing new under the sun. Google some nice and romantic words as well as picture messages you can send to your bae. This seems simplistic but many people scarcely do despite its far-reaching effect.
2. Record and send them their favourite song
You do not have to be a Banky W or John Legend to sing for your lover. Record his or her favourite song and send it to your lover. The effort will be appreciated even though you sang poorly. Your phone can do this.
3. Share a picture of both of you on Instagram
It is not only during her birthday you share a picture of her or both of you accompanied with some romantic words. You can celebrate her anytime. She will definitely appreciate it and love you more.
4. Use Emojis
It is no longer difficult to say I love you in this digital age. There are a thousand ways to do this. A creative one is using emojis 👉 😍 💋.
5. Music
There are uncountable songs that you can use to express your feelings. Download the songs that say whatever is in your heart and send it to her. Tell her to listen to it. A nice one is All of Me by John Legend. It is popular right.
6. Her pic as your display picture
You can also use her picture as your display picture just to show him or her off to your friends. It should not be only on her birthdays. If you cannot, do not forget to use her pic on her birthday if you do not want trouble. It is now like a given to do so in this digital age.
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