RELATIONSHIP TIPS - "Things That Shows You Are Just A Side Chick" by Comedian YanBaba

Comedian IgoYan aka YanBaba who is CEO Yanation and founder Association of Baeless/Booless Persons in Nigeria has brought out tips to everyone out there having various relationship flaws to know their true stand in their relationships. He titled it "Things If He Does It Shows That You Are Just A Side Chick "

Lets check how true he is, enjoy below;

 1. If he always prefer seeing you at night or when the day is dark:

Now let me ask you, why will somebody you call your "boo" always ask you to come when it is dark? are you a mosquito? are you a vigilante? Are you an agent of darkness?.. 

Nne stop using your boobs to think, use your brain.. Is it not obvious that he doesn't want people to see your face or see you with him..if he is into you, he should flaunt you.. He calls you "Angel", he should treat you like one. Angels come in the morning.. Think!!!!, Asanwa think.. Jesus did not go all the way to Calvary and die for you to remain a side chick.

2. If he doesn't normally see you off anytime you visit:

Why will he escort you? Is he an ambulance?😂😂😂..Yes oo, he should be your ambulance.. He should blow sirens for you.. If you are his main chick, if he is proud of you..but no, he is not, you will waka come, get laid, cook, keep the house in order, for him to see you off, he will be forming tayadness, what is he even tired from? sex? ..sex that King Solomon use to have with 1000 women and still have the strength and spare time to build temple for our God. my sister you are not just a side chick, you are a side vulture..😡😡

3. If he always call you "Baby" even when he is Angry:

You think is because he is Romantic and sweet abi?.. No!!!.. Read my lips now! is because he normally forgets your real name!!, gbam!, remembering your name for him, is like "gwerk gwerk gwerk gwerk!" I said it..how can a guy that is very mad at you still be calling you "nne" or "babe", how sweet!! my friend goan sit down, jee sudo ike na ani Biko!!, the guy don forget your name.. 

He may remember it later oo, but why will he forget it in the first place? is your name that 'unretainable'?..my sister you are a side fowl, run!! after all "ochu nwa okuku nwe ada, nwa okuku nwe mgbogbo oso" meaning "you pursuing fowl, falling falling, fowl running running"😂😂😂.

4. If he doesn't introduce you to his friends:

Why will he introduce to his friends? wetin u wan carry them do? is it them you are dating or him?..don't mind him oo, he simply doesn't attach much importance to you..

Even when you accidentally meet his friends, they (his friends) people that barely know you, will start calling you "our wife" ..anyway, funny enough, they know you from the knacking gist they've been hearing about you, that makes you a knacker!! you are akpako master!! baby knack am! knack am! knack am! Knack am!!..😂😂😂..

If you are his main chick, his friends should know you, not just knowing you oo, they should know you on a wavy level..

Yes baby!!

5. If he always prefer coming over:

Him go dey use that wash you "baby don't stress yourself about coming, am coming over instead", and you will be like "awwwwwww so sweet"...my sister awwwwwww are you that daft? It's either the main chick is around, or her stuffs are spilt all over the place that he wouldn't want you to see them.

Why must he be the one to visit? is he Jehovah witness?..ask yourself "is been a side chick the plan God was talking about that he has for me, The plan of good and not of evil?"

That's not the plan My sister, leave him, he is not your man.. Inugo?..

Ehe! good girl.

6. If he doesn't normally get jealous over you:

Even when you are gisting him about the guys that are chyking and disturbing you, it doesn't bother him, he will see you with another guy, him no go bother, he will even ask you to collect money from them and bring to him, and you ewu, ikwete kwanu.

He is using you to do ponzi, he will put you as stake and you will bring back Money for him. Sharp guy!! he doesn't care if you sleep with them or not oo.

Why will he care kwanu? He sees you as a community farm (agu awka) where anybody can cultivate on.😂😂..

My sister if brain na egg, your own brain no get egg yoke ah swear!!.

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I have to stop here because of my fellow guys.

Incase you just found out that you are just a side chick, we the members of Association of Baeless/Booless persons in Nigeria (ABPN) are always here for u. CLICK HERE to Join us today!!

Written by Yan Baba